How do you measure 100%?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this,
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
Tuesday, 5 August 2008
The insecurities of a manager-mother
this Annabelle Rama character never cease to make me double up in laughter ... she really thinks her children are that bankable, talented and the most beautiful of all of God's creation. oh, i need not tell you of the charade she started when his unico hijo didn't get as much applause as the other Bench models ... she simply couldn't understand that the public simply did not "dig" her son's "beauty" on the catwalk ... and then, here she goes again, that is if the article below is true.
http://www.philstar.com/index.php?Showbiz&p=50&type=2&sec=58&aid=20080805143
hohum ... move to the side Richard Gutierrez ... here comes the real man in Dingdong Dantes!it won't be long until there would be another charade from Annabelle Rama ranting: "It's unfair!"
http://www.philstar.com/index.php?Showbiz&p=50&type=2&sec=58&aid=20080805143
hohum ... move to the side Richard Gutierrez ... here comes the real man in Dingdong Dantes!it won't be long until there would be another charade from Annabelle Rama ranting: "It's unfair!"
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