How do you measure 100%?
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint, it goes like this,
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass kissing that will put you over the top.
Wednesday, 20 August 2008
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yes, ce-ce! sobrang applicable in pinoy showbiz ang post mo. also, i'm sure na naiiyak sa selos si Annabelle Rama noong malaman nya na pang-Hollywood ang image ni Dingdong Dantes compared to her son, Richard Gutierrez (read article).
http://www.pep.ph/news/18859/FIRST-READ-ON-PEP:-Dingdong-Dantes-chosen-by-E!-as-one-of-the-Sexiest-Men-of-the-World
i think this is the 2nd time na naisnab si Richard ng international scene - una yung sa reprisal ng Sigaw role (si Iza Calzado lang ang na-ok for international release), now si Dingdong Dantes ay personal handpicked ng E! Entertainment .... bow ka na lang Bisaya and accept na hindi pang-international ang anak mo.
kapalmuks talaga si Annabelle kung magreklamo ... feeling nya she owns showbizlandia. ay sa pilipinas lang pala ... kotong-kotong, di ba?
http://www.pep.ph/news/18860/Annabelle-Rama-becomes-more-upfront-in-admitting-tampo-with-GMA-7
i saw both Richard at Kc in an interview ... pansin ko lang ... kung titingnan mo silang mabuti sa mga pictures nila ... mukhang mas feminine pa si Richard kesa ke KC. take note of KC's chiselled features ... mas "softer" yung features ni Richard who is supposed to be the guy. ay ewan
goodness gracious!
this annabelle rama character is such a bitching bitch!
http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/entertainment/entertainment/view/20080828-157405/She-never-really-liked-Richard
insecure, ingrata at taklesa. wouldn't GMA7 only be too happy to drop Richard Gutierrez to get rid of his mother/manager na palengkera? akala mo naman napaka-talented ng anak nyang tuod ang acting ... mukaha pang - ah ewan!
o eto ang verdict .... sino ba talaga ang nagdala ng pelikula? obviously not Richard Gutierrez. So, shut up Annabelle Rama!
http://showbizandstyle.inquirer.net/entertainment/entertainment/view/20080829-157629/KCs-ascent-to-movie-queendom-hits-a-snag
i just read this article sa PEP ... bakit etong si Juday hinahabol ng BIR ... napaka-minor ng offense nya compared ke Bisayang Annabelle na blatant at obvious na di nagde-declare ng income nya sa BIR. What happened to Annabelle's BIR case? Swept under the rug? Did she work 118% to make it go away? Just assking ...
http://www.pep.ph/news/18993/Judy-Ann-Santos-wants-tax-evasion-case-to-be-over-before-she-marries-Ryan-Agoncillo
ha.. they are both losers!
dingdong will be laughed off the air in US with that stupid alone. no one will take him seriously.
as for richie-poor?? ha.. since when was ever international material?
mamasita is JUST SOOOOO DELUDED ABOUT HER BROOD.
stupid' name' alone.
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